June 6, 2013

• Knock Knock

  The long drive has reached the inevitable point it must come to with children: the incessant knock knock jokes... that aren't funny.

  I will give you a short live joke dialogue, between Ava (7) and Isaiah (4).

  Knock knock. Who's there? Mommy. Mommy who? Who's your mommy!!

  Knock knock. Who's there? Cupcake. Cupcake who? Nothing.

  Knock knock. Who's there? Rude. Rude who? You.

  Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple cheesy, apple boys.

  Knock knock. Who's there? Home. Home who? Poopyface.

  ...

  In the car with kids.

  • 12:38 pm
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