May 11, 2013

• Mile High Club

  I got my Delta Skymiles statement in the mail today. Josh opened it and asked about it.

   

  Josh: Why do you get this?

  Me: I signed up for it a long time ago, when I lived in Boston. (Before I knew him.)

  Josh: Obviously, "Miss Sarah (maiden name)."

  Me: It's my Mile High Club membership.

  Josh: What?

  Me: It's a known fact you can't get pregnant in the air.

  Josh: And this is supposed to make me feel BETTER? ..... You have a balance.

   

  

   

   

   

   

   

   

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